http://dont-touch-my-nutella.tumblr.com/post/100618794120
http://dont-touch-my-nutella.tumblr.com/post/100618780260

sunshinesongbird:

"It’s just a movie don’t cry"
*cuts off foot*
“it’s just your foot don’t cry”

(via its-sio)

austin:

"what do you wanna be when you grow up?"

rich

(via lindsaylohoean)

http://dont-touch-my-nutella.tumblr.com/post/100618743580
http://dont-touch-my-nutella.tumblr.com/post/100605270990

nothing-but-a-hiddlesbatch-thang:

When one of my family members asks why I don’t have a boyfriend

image

(Source: demonhunting-timelord-in-221b, via squidyword)

jerkidiot:

that girl you just called fat? who cares about her backstory, you just shouldn’t be a dick to people
like do we really need a tragic story to get people to stop being mean to each other wtf

(via coluring)

http://dont-touch-my-nutella.tumblr.com/post/100379954540
http://dont-touch-my-nutella.tumblr.com/post/100379930665
http://dont-touch-my-nutella.tumblr.com/post/100379917835
http://dont-touch-my-nutella.tumblr.com/post/100379902850
http://dont-touch-my-nutella.tumblr.com/post/100379835365

laugh-addict:

whenever i listen to a song from earlier than like 1995 on youtube and all of the comments are “im 12 and im listening to this lol fuck todays music(:” 

i just

image

(Source: averagefairy, via sadbunnny)

"Clever girl. You play with fire because you want to be burnt."
- Holly Black, The Coldest Girl in Coldtown (via comatosechild)

(via comatosechild)

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