snorlaxatives:

snorlaxatives:

*13 year old white girl voice* she rATCHEEETTTT

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(Source: snorlaxatives, via interjects)

http://dont-touch-my-nutella.tumblr.com/post/94895121915

6ood:

My dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

(Source: 6ood, via perks-of-being-chinese)

[starts watching a new show because the gifsets look cool and i want to reblog them]

(Source: dajo42, via twerkingderp)

http://dont-touch-my-nutella.tumblr.com/post/94895067315

great3st:

remember when suite life had a hsm episode and no one thought maddie looked like sharpay

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(Source: great3st, via i-n-e-f-f-a-b-l-e-m-e)

stressingly:

the road to success is under construction

(via humorking)

http://dont-touch-my-nutella.tumblr.com/post/94895004945
http://dont-touch-my-nutella.tumblr.com/post/94894965995/depressed-life-blog

goldenclitoris:

when u know u mama mad at u but u gotta walk past her to get food from the kitchen
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(via greetings)

http://dont-touch-my-nutella.tumblr.com/post/94894900260
http://dont-touch-my-nutella.tumblr.com/post/94894853675

certan:

deleting my school to focus on tumblr

(via rad-moves)

http://dont-touch-my-nutella.tumblr.com/post/94894846175

lubricates:

the sexual tension between me and no one

(Source: lubricates, via rednailsandredwrists)

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