maccuswalsh:

"MY ANACONDA DON’T WANT NONE UNLESS YOU GOT BUNS HUN"

http://dont-touch-my-nutella.tumblr.com/post/97945960910
http://dont-touch-my-nutella.tumblr.com/post/97945676830

stfusluht:

are you a farmer because you know how to raise cock

(via um-unicorns)

http://dont-touch-my-nutella.tumblr.com/post/97934184810

aschoolgirlcrush:

“will u marry me?”

“okie dokie”

(via squidyword)

http://dont-touch-my-nutella.tumblr.com/post/97914715110
http://dont-touch-my-nutella.tumblr.com/post/97914666215
http://dont-touch-my-nutella.tumblr.com/post/97914655725

bagmilk:

"there’s nothing to drink"

"there’s water"

image

(Source: heteroh, via joshpeck)

Friendship is having a singoff with your best friend just to see which one’s beyonce um-unicorns

  • *sells soul to satan for iOS 8 update*
  • Satan: bruh still not enough space
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